STINKING PIRATES RAISE TICKET PRICES
The Pirates stink.
They’re 15-29 since the All Star break.
They’re 11 games under .500 and 18 1/2 games out of first place.
They’re three and a half games ahead of the fifth place Cubs and I’m betting they’ll finish fifth.
And, oh, by the way, they’re a month away from finishing their 19th consecutive losing season.
Other than, that, things are looking up. I hear they spent a lot of money on draft picks the last two years and they’re going to be really good in 2016.
You really can’t blame the Pirates for realizing that they couldn’t wait until they reached the magic number of .500 before raising ticket prices. They know that that could easily take another 19 years.
The most amazing thing that I will read today is that there are actually people out there who are willing to pay $225 for a seat behind home plate at PNC Park.
The timing, as usual, is delicious. The Pirates have lost two in a row to the worst team in baseball and they’ve struck out 27 times in those two games.
Here’s the best part: There’s a real good chance that the Pirates are going to be worse next year. It would be unrealistic to expect their starting pitching to put together another first half like one they put together this year.
Maybe they’ll finally get those 30 home runs out of Pedro Alvarez.
Or maybe he’ll be in Indianapolis hitting .250 and striking out every four at bats.
Where are all the people who were calling me a partypooper a month ago?
If/when you start feeling good about this team again next year, let this season be a lesson for you.
In Major League Baseball it’s all about the 162.
The Pirates ultimately succeeded in doing what they’ve done for the previous 18 years. They became a source of misery for and an embarrassment to the city.
Meanwhile, do you know where I can get one of those “I was a Pirates fan before it was cool.” T-shirts?


