Sometime you don’t need to do a lot of analyzing before deciding which candidate to vote for. I know I could be pretty confident that I was making the right choice without hearing one speech or reading one columnist’s analysis . And I could make my decision five minutes before polls closed.
Sometimes I wonder why I spend so much time reading about politics. I could save myself a ton of agravation by asking one really simple question:
Who’s Rosie O’Donnell voting for? Then vote for the other guy. You will have made the right choice.
Who’s Barbra Streissand voring for. Again. Vote for the other guy.
Sean Penn’s voting for whom? Put me down for the other guy.
I kind of feel the same way about Fidel Castro, a guy who should have been assassinated at least 49 years ago.
Ruthless, murdering dictators have been big fans of government controlled health care because they know that once they’re in charge of doling out health care, they can use the threat of withholding heslth servies to force citizens to comply with their stupid laws.